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Funny Quotes About Getting Older — 11 Hilarious Old Age Quotes

Published: Aug 21, 2019 · Modified: Apr 24, 2020 by Zina Harrington · Post may contain affiliate links

Are you looking for hilarious growing old quotes? Check out this collection of funny quotes about getting older below and then be sure to follow this great page on Facebook. Every time I stumble across this author, I laugh.

A good friend recently asked me to collaborate on a joint project called Rebranding Middle Age. I've loved being part of this collaboration. One of my favorite aspects of the project is the constant search for joy and humor in getting older.

My birthday is this week, and I keep forgetting how old I am going to be.

Every time I stumble onto old age quotes from the author at just some stuff i wrote down over on Rebranding Middle Age, I laugh. With the author's permission, we're sharing eleven 40th birthday quotes to celebrate my forty-third trip around the sun this week. These are a few of my favorite growing old quotes from his page!

11 Funny Quotes About Getting Older

Here are a few funny quotes about getting older from the author over at just some stuff i wrote down on Facebook.

1. No need for "age is just a number" quotes; we cannot remember our age anyhow.

Of course, I know how old I am. Well, I know when I was born. I don't like doing the math, so I usually just ballpark it. #quote #middlelife *This entire collection of quotes about midlife crack me up

Of course, I know how old I am. Well, I know when I was born. I don't like doing the math, so I usually just ballpark it.

2. When you are old and writing to-do lists.

I lost my to-do list, so I made a second to-do list, but then I found the first to-do list which was slightly different than the second to-do list, so I made a new to-do list. #quote #middlelife #todolist *This entire collection of quotes about midlife crack me up

I lost my to-do list, so I made a second to-do list, but then I found the first to-do list which was slightly different than the second to-do list, so I made a new to-do list.

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3. Quotes on life, getting old, and bravery.

We're all brave in our own way. For example, I'm not afraid of raw cookie dough. #quote #middlelife #todolist *This entire collection of quotes about midlife crack me up

We're all brave in our own way. For example, I'm not afraid of raw cookie dough.

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4. We often read quotes about age and wisdom, but the truth is...

As I grow older and wiser, I've begun to understand how little I understand. #quote #middlelife #todolist *This entire collection of funny quotes about getting older makes me laugh

As I grow older and wiser, I've begun to understand how little I understand.

5. When I get older, by the time I retire...

By the time I retire, I'll know what I want to be when I grow up. #quote #middlelife #todolist *This entire collection of funny quotes about getting older makes me laugh

By the time I retire, I'll know what I want to be when I grow up.

6. The funny old age quotes continue...

The important thing to remember is that I'm probably going to forget. #quote #middlelife *This entire collection of funny quotes about getting older makes me laugh

The important thing to remember is that I'm probably going to forget.

7. Being old quotes = poor eyesight, for me!

I'm not the type to color inside the lines, but I'm also not the type to update my eyeglass prescription. #quote #middlelife *This entire collection of funny quotes about getting older makes me laugh

I'm not the type to color inside the lines, but I'm also not the type to update my eyeglass prescription.

8. Ah, the importance of afternoon naps.

It takes hard work and dedication to find time for an afternoon nap. #quote #middlelife *This entire collection of funny quotes about getting older makes me laugh

It takes hard work and dedication to find time for an afternoon nap.

9. If we're creating a collection of growing old quotes, we've got to include midlife crisis quotes too.

My midlife crisis in two sentences: Where am I going to park? Where did I park? #quote #middlelife *This entire collection of funny quotes about getting older makes me laugh

My midlife crisis in two sentences: Where am I going to park? Where did I park?

My midlife crisis in two sentences: Where am I going to park? Where did I park?

10. I have completed the transition.

I have successfully completed the 30 year transition from just wanting to stay up late to just wanting to go to bed. #quote #middlelife *This entire collection of funny quotes about getting older makes me laugh

I have successfully completed the 30-year transition from just wanting to stay up late to just wanting to go to bed.

11. Finally, one last, "we walked uphill in both directions" my childhood was rough quote to make you smile.

You think your childhood was rough? If I recall correctly, my living room floor was hot lava. #quote #middlelife *This entire collection of funny quotes about getting older makes me laugh

You think your childhood was rough? If I recall correctly, my living room floor was hot lava.

Okay, that's it, my friend. That's my collection of funny quotes about getting older.

Don't forget to follow this hilarious author over at just some stuff i wrote down if you're on Facebook.

https://www.facebook.com/justsomestuffiwrotedown/photos/a.516829098696406/911761039203208/?type=3&theater

If you're interested, check out Rebranding Middle Age project I am collaborating on, too!!!

https://www.facebook.com/rebrandingmiddleage/photos/a.234247727141261/489218631644168/

Cheers,

BONUS: A couple more funny quotes about getting older...

I couldn't resist, I had to share these too.

Once you hit 40, it's just non-stop wisdom. #quote #middlelife *This entire collection of funny quotes about getting older makes me laugh

Once you hit 40, it's just non-stop wisdom.

Knowledge is power is a better slogan than knowledge is anxiety inducing. #quote #middlelife *This entire collection of funny quotes about getting older makes me laugh

Knowledge is power is a better slogan than knowledge is anxiety-inducing.

I remember a time when I remembered things. #quote #middlelife *This entire collection of funny quotes about getting older makes me laugh

I remember a time when I remembered things.

I have matured to the point where I don't succumb to anything less than a triple-dog dare. #quote #middlelife *This entire collection of funny quotes about getting older makes me laugh

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