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21 Funny Coffee Quotes: Morning Musing + Sarcastic Coffee Poems

Published: Nov 7, 2022 by Zina Harrington · Post may contain affiliate links

Weekend bucket list: drink coffee
Sometime I wonder what motivates non-coffee drinkers to get out of bed. Probably some sort of pulley system.
As Monday winds to a close, let us remember all the good times we had: There was the coffee, and that incident with all the swearing could have been much worse.
I heard some people just go out into the world without coffee.

Funny coffee quotes, musings, and truths that only coffee-lovers will appreciate.

A cup of coffee on a wooden tray.

If you're looking for a dash of humor with your morning coffee, the sarcastic and wise poet over at just some stuff i wrote down has hilarious poems on coffee, funny coffee one-liners, and unique coffee-lover quotes that are guaranteed to make you laugh.

If you re-share any of their funny coffee memes, be sure to credit and tag the author on Facebook, Instagram, or Twitter.

21 Funny Coffee Quotes & Poems

Hilarious and short coffee poems and quotes that will make you laugh.

01.

Well good morning, pot of coffee.
Are we doing this?

02.

Good morning, coffee drinkers!
And for the non-coffee
drinkers... good luck?
I guess.
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03.

I enjoy coffee now and again and again.

04.

I heard some people just
go out into the world
without coffee.
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05.

Coffee is my favorite way
to start the day.
Coffee is also my 2nd
and 4th favorite way
to start the day.

More Short Coffee Quotes

These quick and funny coffee lover quotes pair perfectly with a morning break.

Cream being poured into an iced-coffee.

06.

I'll still go iced coffee
in the winter because
you just can't beat
the chuggability factor.

07.

My favorite type of coffee
is coffee.

08.

Sometime I wonder what
motivates non-coffee drinkers
to get out of bed.
Probably some sort of
pulley system.
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09.

Non-coffee drinkers are just
constantly sneaking coffee
while we're not looking.
There's no other explanation.

10.

If kindess is going to solve
all of our problems, we'll
need to have coffee first.

The Coffee Lover Quotes Continue

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A full coffee cup that reads, "What good shall I do this day?"

11.

Join me this morning for
a cup of coffee while we
talk about coffee and
coffee-related coffee stuff.

12.

My morning coffee takes me
on a magical journey from
Slytherin to Hufflepuff.

13.

I refuse to be part
of your little scheme
unless there's coffee.

14.

I'm receiving mounting pressure
from my taste buds to
have a cup of coffee.

More Coffee Poems

If these poems about coffee are cracking you up, be sure to let the author know on Facebook, Instagram, or Twitter.

A cup of coffee sitting in front of a typewriter.

15.

One question I ask myself
before purchasing an item is,
"Is this item coffee?"

16.

Jedi undoubtedly love coffee,
so it stands to reason that
coffee lovers are Jedi.

17.

There are plenty of things
to be stressed about,
and now we're getting into
hot or iced coffee
conundrum season.

18.

As Monday winds to a close,
let us remember all the
good times we had:
There was the coffee,
and that incident with
all the swearing could
have been much worse.

19.

There are certain things we
shouldn't be joking about
at a time like this.
Coffee shortages, for example.
Can you imagine?

20.

Weekend Bucket List:
[] Drink Coffee
[] Fall asleep in chair

21.

Let's take a break from talking
about coffee. You'll have to
lead the discussion. I don't think
about other things in the morning.

More Than Just Funny Coffee Memes

Get more sarcastic inspirational quotes at just some stuff i wrote down on Facebook, Instagram, or Twitter.

If you liked these coffee lover quotes, be sure to check out their funny quotes about getting old.

  • Funny Quotes About Getting Older — 11 Hilarious Old Age Quotes

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Start the day off right. Here are ten good morning quotes that will inspire you to slow down and live life.

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