Funny coffee quotes, musings, and truths that only coffee-lovers will appreciate.
If you're looking for a dash of humor with your morning coffee, the sarcastic and wise poet over at just some stuff i wrote down has hilarious poems on coffee, funny coffee one-liners, and unique coffee-lover quotes that are guaranteed to make you laugh.
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21 Funny Coffee Quotes & Poems
Hilarious and short coffee poems and quotes that will make you laugh.
01.
Well good morning, pot of coffee.
Are we doing this?
02.
Good morning, coffee drinkers!
And for the non-coffee
drinkers... good luck?
I guess.
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03.
I enjoy coffee now and again and again.
04.
I heard some people just
go out into the world
without coffee.
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05.
Coffee is my favorite way
to start the day.
Coffee is also my 2nd
and 4th favorite way
to start the day.
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06.
I'll still go iced coffee
in the winter because
you just can't beat
the chuggability factor.
07.
My favorite type of coffee
is coffee.
08.
Sometime I wonder what
motivates non-coffee drinkers
to get out of bed.
Probably some sort of
pulley system.
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09.
Non-coffee drinkers are just
constantly sneaking coffee
while we're not looking.
There's no other explanation.
10.
If kindess is going to solve
all of our problems, we'll
need to have coffee first.
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11.
Join me this morning for
a cup of coffee while we
talk about coffee and
coffee-related coffee stuff.
12.
My morning coffee takes me
on a magical journey from
Slytherin to Hufflepuff.
13.
I refuse to be part
of your little scheme
unless there's coffee.
14.
I'm receiving mounting pressure
from my taste buds to
have a cup of coffee.
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15.
One question I ask myself
before purchasing an item is,
"Is this item coffee?"
16.
Jedi undoubtedly love coffee,
so it stands to reason that
coffee lovers are Jedi.
17.
There are plenty of things
to be stressed about,
and now we're getting into
hot or iced coffee
conundrum season.
18.
As Monday winds to a close,
let us remember all the
good times we had:
There was the coffee,
and that incident with
all the swearing could
have been much worse.
19.
There are certain things we
shouldn't be joking about
at a time like this.
Coffee shortages, for example.
Can you imagine?
20.
Weekend Bucket List:
[] Drink Coffee
[] Fall asleep in chair
21.
Let's take a break from talking
about coffee. You'll have to
lead the discussion. I don't think
about other things in the morning.
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