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FREE Printable — 50 Lunchbox Jokes For Kids

Published: Aug 4, 2014 · Modified: Aug 29, 2020 by Zina Harrington · Post may contain affiliate links

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Looking for a playful lunchbox idea? Check out this collection of fifty printable jokes for kids. They will love this collection of cute jokes and lunch box notes!

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It's that time of year again — Back to school! I prefer the kids to eat a healthy packed-lunch over the options available in the school cafeteria. A short joke, simple one-liner jokes, tucked into your child's lunchbox is an easy way to get kids excited about eating healthy.

Packing a healthy, desirable, refrigerator-free lunch can feel like an uphill battle. Before we jump right into the jokes for kids, I want to share a few of my favorite Creative Family Kitchen lunch resources.

Children's Lunchbox Ideas

Be sure to pin these posts when you run out of lunch box ideas later in the semester!

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FREE PRINTABLE — Lunchbox Jokes for Kids

Beyond delicious food, another playful way to make bringing a packed lunch to school more fun is to add silly jokes, knock-knock jokes, or even math jokes to their lunch! Start the new semester off on the right foot. Send your little one to school with a "kids joke of the day" for the first two weeks. They will love their daily lunch jokes.

Print the front page (questions) and then reload the sheet to print the back page (answers).

Printable Kids Lunchbox Jokes: Over 50 Kid-friendly Jokes *Plus healthy lunch ideas

DOWNLOAD PDF & PRINT JOKES

Lunchbox Jokes for Kids

Q: Why did the fisherman put peanut butter into the ocean?
A: To go with the jellyfish!

Q: What starts with a P and ends with an E and has a million letters in it?
A: Post Office!

Q: Why are teddy bears never hungry?
A: They are always stuffed!

Q: How do bees get to school?
A: By school buzz!

Q: What do librarians take with them when they go fishing?
A: Bookworms.

Q: What did the paper say to the pencil?
A: Write on!

Q: Why did the music teacher need a ladder?
A: To reach the high notes.

Q: Why do fish live in salt water?
A: Because pepper makes them sneeze!

Q: What do you call cheese that is sad?
A: Blue cheese.

Q: What goes up and down but does not move?
A: Stairs.

Honestly, tell me you're not giggling at these silly lunchbox jokes. Click here to print jokes for your child's lunchbox.

BONUS: Blank Lunch Notes + 50 More Lunch Box Jokes for Kids

You know your child's sense of humor better than anyone! Click here to print a fill-in-the-blank version of the PDF. Check out the long list of additional jokes below and pick a few that will tickle your little one's funny bone.

Printable Kids Lunchbox Notes: Over 50 Kid-friendly Jokes *Plus healthy lunch ideas

Q: What is black; white; green and bumpy?
A: A pickle wearing a tuxedo.

Q: Why did the banana go to the doctor?
A: Because it wasn't peeling well!

Q: What do you give to a sick lemon?
A: Lemon-aid!

Q: What did one toilet say to the other?
A: You look a bit flushed.

Q: Why do bicycles fall over?
A: Because they are two-tired!

Q: What part of the car is the laziest?
A: The wheels, because they are always tired!

Q: What did the stamp say to the envelope?
A: Stick with me and we will go places!

Q: What has four wheels and flies?
A: A garbage truck!

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Still More Funny Jokes for Kids

Q: Why did the robber take a bath before he stole from the bank?
A: He wanted to make a clean getaway!

Q: What did the ground say to the earthquake?
A: You crack me up!

Q: Why did the picture go to jail?
A: Because it was framed.

Q: Why did nose not want to go to school?
A: He was tired of getting picked on!

Q: What do elves learn in school?
A: The elf-abet!

Q: What do you call a pig that knows karate?
A: A pork chop!
Q: What holds the sun up in the sky?
A: Sunbeams!

Q: What is the world's tallest building?
A: The library because it has the most stories.

Q: What has a head, a tail, is brown and has no legs?
A: A penny.

Q: Can you spell rotted with two letters?
A: DK (decay)

Q: What is full of holes but can still hold water?
A: A sponge!

Q: How can you tell the ocean is friendly?
A: It waves.

Q: What did Mars say to Saturn?
A: Give me a ring sometime.

Q: What did the big flower say to the small flower?
A: What's up Bud.

Q: When is the moon the heaviest?
A: When it's full!

Q: What do you call cheese that isn't yours?
A: Nacho cheese! (not-your-cheese!)

Q: How do you get a mouse to smile?
A: Say cheese!

Q: What animal is best at hitting a baseball?
A: A bat!

Q: What do you call a sleeping bull?
A: A bull-dozer.

Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7?
A: Because seven ate nine (7 8 9)!

Q: Why do gorillas have big nostrils?
A: Because they have big fingers!

Q: What sound do porcupines make when they kiss?
A: Ouch!

Q: Why did the snake cross the road?
A: To get to the other ssssssside!

Q: What do you call a cow that won't give milk?
A: A milk dud!

Q: What do you call a bear with no ears?
A: B!

Q: What animal has more lives than a cat?
A: Frogs, they croak every night!

Q: Why do bees have sticky hair?
A: Because they use honeycombs.

Q: Why are fish so smart?
A: Because they live in schools.

Knock Knock Jokes for Kids

Knock, knock.
Who's There?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in and you'll find out!

Knock, knock.
Who's There?
Who.
Who Who?
Is there an owl in there?

Knock, knock.
Who's There?
Woo.
Woo who?
Don't get so excited, it's just a joke.

Knock, knock.
Who's There?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you even going to eat that?!?

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Broccoli?
Broccoli who?
Broccoli doesn’t have a last name, silly.

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ice cream.
Ice cream who?
Ice s'cream if you don’t let me in!

Need more jokes for kids?

Here are a couple of additional lunchbox jokes resources:

  • Printable Lunchbox Jokes & Notes
  • Silly Animal Jokes Printable
  • Kid-Tested Jokes Your Kids Will Love

Happy lunch packing friends!

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P.S: Check out these additional posts...

Beyond Jokes For Kids: More Back-to-School Resources For Parents

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  • 7 Tips for a Smooth School Routine
  • Priceless Back to School Tradition
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